Bounty of the Moon
Written by Nicholas Buekea, and friends: Stone Lambert, Jeremiah Forsythe, Zack Pope, Rocko Z. and Wolfgang Black
Scene 1: Assassination Attempt
Our guy goes by the name of Henry Dashwater. Since he could remember the moon has been his savior. Whenever it shines bright up in that-there sky, Henry’s powers increase tenfold. That’s because he’s what no other man or woman is like, he’s half one them werewolves.
And That’s him.
The guy wearing the piano shirt?
That’s right. The half beast we came to kill.
Let’s kill him already!!
Now you wait your horses comrad, wait your horses. The sweet taste of a bounty is only as good as its buildup. As I was sayin, he’s never actually turned full beast, he just gets stronger when the moons out. That’s because his mother was bit while the buckaroo soldier over there was still in the womb.
Henry Dashwater- Y'all been talkin bout mom? Yu know I can hear you.
Oh fuck.
Henry Dashwater- I can hear anythin within double my arms reach. Y'all standin too close to have a compository exposition without me joinin you fine fellas. Tell me, what’s yalls names!?
Erhmm!
Sir Michaelangelo Toaz,
And I’m Frank Foster. Mister Henry, we don’t like being called fellas, because I’m not your friend. And I’m not here to play friends with the man….I’m gonna kill
30 seconds go by,
Sir- Whispers to Foster, “Nice, nice, this is the buildup yu was talking about wasn’t it..”
Henry Dashwater---Well, I see your hand, (zooms to the pistol in his hand), and I’ll raise, a question-----------seein as I don’t feel like bluffin, if I pull the ace from my hand, one to two of us is gonna walk away, but if you want to go outside, and do this the proper way, well ...I’m happy to play that game too.
Outside
Countdown Guy
Are you prepared to duel/
Three steps back,
1….
2….
That’s when Frank Foster turns before the count, cheating with a bullet firing’ prematurely,
HENRY turns his cheek,
Dodges bullet, and says to the assassins,
“Now, Y'all gone done fucked up. Y'all go home. Right about here, and about right now, this ain’t yur town”
Onlookers say, \\ God bless YOU Miss Tina (Henry’s mom)…
Scene 2: Back in the days of Wolfendreary.
Henry’s Dad (Rex Drudder Dashwater)---We were attacked by a werewolf in the middle of the night
Meanwhile in Dracula’s Castle,
Ada- You sonna gun, what tooketh you so long?
You know I’ be waitin for you, but yu taketh forever, Papa.
Why yu hath taken so long? Hm?
NO don’t even speaketh, papa,
Yu hath taken so long I don't even want to ear yu speaketh no more , Dracular,
Be taketh so long
Dracula-
My Baby,
My darling,
My sweety,
I am very sorry, I am so very slow, as yur mother knows, it is but the thing I forget from time to time, that hasteful , erhm my dear, I apologize.
Ada- Dracular, yu know, your not making sense, but yur a good papa.
Back to the werewolf scene---
We managed to take the werewolf down, but it clawed Tina and killed 9 of our men, before it got to her. It was after her, I don’t know why. Iit in the dark was the moon, cast red, perhaps it was one of Dracula’s consuming blood lust nights, I think he was after the child.
Now, one month passes by, and we managed to keep her alive long enough for Henry to be born, but that same night was a full moon. And we had to do the deed.
She understood.
Tears are shed.
Scene 3 A- First encounter between Henry and Ada,
Years later…
Kid Gumbo: How are we supposed to find Dracula in a town like this. It’s covered in roses, at the eternal blossom point, why would we ever leave here?
[Kid Gumbo and Henry Dashwater bob their heads to the neon retro house music]
Henry--I kind of know what you mean, these drinks are made of such delicate honey, my friend, I could get lost in this place forever.
[Henry Sips his glowing drink with a worm in it, and an umbrella miniaturette]
Babes are dancing, some are smoking what smells like flower petals, and the smoke is glowing from the black lights.
There is a man holding up a book and twirling around the dance floor with it, a knife daggered to its cover, and a rose in his mouth, preaching almost of the love he has, almost in a lyrical sense, for his old town of Floral Blossom Bottom.
Minstrel Man-- Ahhh yeee might in ye glee,
awe of yee kindness of the breeze, along the ends of time we go, frolic with thee one yee love; dance about the ground with neon lips,
pressed against the aroma’s remnants, set to kiss in remembrance
Ahhh, yeee mighty gentle people patterned round the disco ball, let us find the love to keep us feeling, falling deeper toward the aroma’s call, la dee tee dum, dee, la tee, daa doo ~~``>~!
Kid Gumbo--Pss, hey Henry!...Who’s that fine lady? If I could talk to her. Have some words.
[Henry Looks over]
Henry- Who you talkin about….oh, my god.
Henry clears his eyes as if he’s not sure he’s been dreaming.
If heaven were glowing and I was somehow able to still be alive while processing this glowing heaven of an emotion, then I might just be in heaven right now. Oh my goodness you were not kiddin,
Kid Gumbo- MMhmm.
Henry- Just be myself right? I’m gonna go talk to her.
“Hey!”
Ada- Haven’t seen the likes of you in town.
Henry: Me and my companion are just passing through, we’re looking for that evil demon. Dracula…..Anyways, I thought you might like dancing. How bout it?
Ada- With a giddy up so fast like that to the point, You’re buyin me a drink first.
Henry- Sure thing, but I’m broke, lemme’ ask my friend.
[Henry motions to kid Kumbo with a super enthused wave toward himself, then almost like a fist bump to the music, his wave turns slow motion, and Kid Gumbo and Henry almost romantically make eye contact in an embrace only they know!
Back to real time--”Kid Gumbo get over here. Can I borrow 7 bucks?
[Kid Gumbo pulls out a wad of coins from his pockets]
Thank you. Ok, now, where were we,
Server---can I get you something.
Henry- A drink for this here pretty lady…????.
Ada- Ada, the names Ada. Yeah I’ll have a tequila Sunrise
Server- Oh, those are my father's favorite,
Ada- Oh really, my father hates them.
Henry- Make that double.
[Henry gestures the peace sign very poetically}
Say Ada, that’s a swell name, It’s one of them palindromes, they call it. Dogonit! That’s a fine puzzle of a name.
Ada- It’s my name, and what’s yurs?
Henry- Oh me?
Well I thought you’d never ask…..
Dashwater’s my name. I ride a wavebeam….. Ultra……. Red. That’s hearts man.
[Ada senses something in the eyes of this Dashwater, and decides he’s worthy of his father’s feast (she plans to lure him in), you can hear her thought bubble as it zooms into her beautiful curious eyes]
Ada thought- “Who is this cowboy. He clearly has a strangeness to him. His blood might be strange even for my father’s taste”
Ada---Oh?
And what’s a wavebeam?
Henry- It’s like light. Us riders of the spectrum pierce the darkness at speeds so fast, you’d forget your name after it all, swear you’d start dreaming. Sometimes speed takes your breath away, at other faster times its been known to slow the soul down, with everything in sight just standing still, a single blur of penetrating wavebeam straight to the dome sphere, an interconnectedness like the nostalgia point itself. That’s the depth spot, we riders chase. Something beyond the datasphere, where the Spectrum and its riders find peace---momentraily.
Ada- Your saying you can slow down time?
Henry- I sure can.
Watch, give me your hand.
She chugs it, then gives her hand to Henry.
Ada- Ok, let’s dance.
They make off from their bar seats to the dance floor.
Dance scene, very romantic. Scenes of them whispering into each other's ears.
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[Song ends]
Ada- Do you wanna go outside for a toke?
Henry- A floral inhalation? Sure why not!?
[She lights up a J]
Ada- You know you got some super silly moves in there. I kinda like your style.
Henry- Is that right? I learned from Michael Cosmo back in the day watching the virtual box. I would spend hours just repeating that gunslinger move he used to do. Anywho, where’d yu learn your moves back there?
Ada- Oh yu know. Lessons. Say, whaddya say we get outa here. I feel really flower powered up right now. Do you wanna get goin back to my place?
Ada thought bubble-- I’ll give him the sleepy flower. Poor cowboy won’t know what hit him.
Henry- (Thought bubble)---- Henry checks to make sure the moon isn’t out and looks up in the sky.
She doesn’t know I’m susspeciple to the lunar pull. I better be careful.
Henry- “Sure, why not!” [Takes a nervous gulp]
Kid Gumbo-- “Oh shit, Henry, you don’t even needa explain yourself Henry, have a good night.”
Scene 3 B- At her apartment
Henry- I’ve got somethin to tell ya, I’m not like no other men.
[Henry licks his lips for some awkward reason]
Ada- Like I haven’t heard that before. Let’s smoke this and get it over with. (Ada secretly pulls out the sleepy flower, with the label (Danger: Will Cause Perpetual Slumber).
Henry- No I mean, I’m really different.
Ada- How so?
She inches the joint closer to him and he refuses with his hand, caught up in explaining….
Henry-Listen, I become beast like when the full moon is out. That’s because….'m part werewolf.
But I promise, I would never hurt you. I’ve never actually turned. It’s just in my blood. My mama was bit when I was just a baby, still in the womb. So I just wanted to tell you this before...You know...we do this….
Ada- ….[genuine beginnings of a cry]
I don’t know what to tell you. First of all, you aren’t gettin any (upset voice), Second of all, I kinda get you (understanding voice). Like I kinda understand you. My mama was also bit. But not by a werewolf,
By a vampire. By my father.
Henry-You sayin your father is a vampire?
Ada- Dracula himself. [Finally a tear]
Henry- You’re king bat’s daughter!???
Ada- That’s what I just said wasn’t it. He sends me the Floral Blossom Bottom every night so I can lure mortals like you into eternal slumber.
Henry-Whoa, yu mean you brought me here, you almost kissed me, to seduce my death…??
Hands where I can see them!
Ada- Now wait a minute, wait a minute. I don’t think my father would appreciate you treating his royal daughter like that.
Henry-Royal?
Ada- Truth is, I can’t stand luring men out like this. He makes me do it for his blood lust thirst conquest.
I was gonna run away tonight after I sent you away, off to him, but when you told me you were half beast, I had to confide in what I’d already been feelin in my veins when we danced. You might be weird, but maybe yur the only one who understands being half something your not, maybe yu can help me.
Henry-Well, you were still gonna kill me at first, how could you!
Ada- That was until you told me your goofy story. I’m sorry. I didn’t know what I could do. But I’m telling you, I’m not gonna get yu killed.
Henry- And thank you for opening up right off the bat too. Listen, I’m gonna sleep in my own bed Henry- tonight. Is that door locked!?
Ada- Yes, it is...Sigh.
[Ada holds the key up and gives it to Henry]
[Henry grabs his cowboy gear, gets up to unlock the door]
Ada- Awwe, you won’t stay for me to send you into a perpetual slumber?
Henry- Henry reaches for the joint, then puts it out.
“I’d rather we wake up tomorrow thank you very much. Listen, I’m not sure I can trust you, and you're probably not real fond of trusting me neither, but can I see you again?”
Ada- Yeah, but I’m not into boring dates. Meet me at the sunset theater in three days around sundown, we’ll share one of those Jumbo Cookies, but your buyin.
Henry-Deal.
On the way out---Hey nice chess set by the way. [Throws key back to Ada, it has a cool insignia]
------------Back at the Humble Hut
Kid Gumbo--Perfect, perfect, perfect. This is great news! We just gotta use her to get to Dracula, then we kill the beast himself.
Henry- Yeah, I suppose you’re right, but there’s something about her.
Kid Gumbo-- don’t tell me you're falling for the princess of death itself, you know she’s probably trying to kill you.
Henry- But why didn’t she just try and kill me that night?. Maybe she’s not so bad…..
Kid Gumbo- Stay focused Henry. She’s King Bat’s daughter, meaning she is born to defy your existence. And you were born to defy hers. Don’t play into this little randevu of yourse, don’t be tempted by the darkness.
Scene 5- Date with Ada
Dashwater looks in the mirror--This is my first date with Ada. What do I wanna say to her? She’s beautiful.
Split scene
This is what Ada says to herself in the mirror (she can actually see herself in the mirror)
This is my first date with a mortal. What do I wanna say to him? He's weird.
They meet and see the theater play. They eat a big cookie.
~~~After the play
Henry- You know, that main bad guy, kinda reminded me of your dad.
Why, do you wanna kill him, like they did in the play?
I wasn’t sayin that, I was just sayin, well...nevermind
You gotta learn to keep your mouth shut, but you were smooth talkin all night long, so how bout we go spend some time in candlelight. Inside.
Scene 6- lovemaking scene
Henry: You play chess?
Why, you wanna get your butt whooped?
It wouldn’t be my butt’s first whoopin, I’ve probably lost more games than you’ve played.
Is that some sort of taunt? You're on cowboy.
What’s your color?
Shadow, duh.
That makes me light. Alright.
One hour goes by----
A perpetual draw. Nice.
Nice.
Kiss. Love making.
Scene 7-----A Lover’s Father
Rex Drudder- I know you love her.
Joking to the side, Kid Gumbo- “Who doesn’t love her, she’s hot!”
Calm down, you horny little duck.
I’m sorry---I respect Henry, but as his best friend, I gotta tell him, she’s hot, that’s all I’m sayin..I’m sorry, please tell Henry what you were gonna tell him,
Listen, Henry, I know you love her. But, she’s a vampire.
Henry- She is the love of my life.
Rex- But she’s a vampire. She is death itself.
Henry--Her mother was just like mine.
Rex-
Damn,
Well her father, just so happens to be the end to most people’s lives. And we, as a people, as a tribe, as a union, cannot let Dracula continue. His terror has gone on, for far too long. You know what you have to do, son. His terror must end.
Scene 8- ; Fishing.
Henry- Say Ada (Name changed to Francine)
What’ya say we get married, you and me.
Is that some kind of cheap way out of a proposal. You don't even have a ring to give me?
You know I’m poor, and I don’t got much, but I got love, and I love you, so …., I’ll ask another time?
Pff, yu better, and it better be proper.
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THink , Where am I supposed to find a ring?
I barely have enough to pay for this here fish fillet.
Fisherman--That’ll be 10 Gillins
I thought that sign back there said it was on sale, half off----
Fisherman---It’s half off indeed, lad, half of a fish.
How’s that a sale!?
I never said it was a sale! It just says what it says, as it clearly says, half off. And that’s half off of the fish.
And I suppose this is the better half on?
Indeed lad. 10 Gillins.
Sigh, Here take it.
(Hands over his las two 5-Gillin Coins)
Aye, and what’s the occasion for the candle in ye hand?
Oh this? Well, I’m cooking Francine fish-fillet tonight. It’s our 2 year anniversary.
Oh?
Yeah, we been going at it for some while now.
Do you love her?
Sure do.
Why don’t yu marry a woman like that?
I would, but I ain't got no gill for no ring.
Ahhh….But ye say you love that lady?
Yes, and I would do anything for her.
Anything you say>? Elegiggle
What if I told you I know of a ring.
Is it diamond? I can’t afford diamonds, I can barely afford this fish.
If you can catch your own fish, you won’t be needing no gillins. This ring isn’t just your ordinary ring. It’s a piece of the moon itself. A moon pearl. Crash landed round these parts centuries ago. Was passed down through generations by a secret family, resembling ghosts they did, though the kind of ghost you’d want to befriend. Legend has it, they would pass this ring down from bridal generation to bridal generation,
But around 100 years ago, the lineage stopped, and the ring was lost. What if I told you I belonged to that ghost family, and that it’s my rightful ring to give to the love of my life. But I haven't got a lover. Love just isn’t for me. So I’m giving it to you, if you find it. You wouldn’t be the only fisherman who’s ever tried to find the moon pearl in that lost lake, but you’d be the only one I wouldn’t curse if you ever did find it.
I’m sure you’d have to walk a mile in my shoes to understand the full life I’ve lived without finding love.
Henry- You’re tellin me there’s a ring down yonder in that lake?
Most precious ring you could ever imagine.
Here, take this fishing pole. If you get hungry looking for it, at least you can try and catch your meals out there.
I can’t afford this!
It’s on me.
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Henry- Ok, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to find a ring in murky water like this, but here it goes.
Lake is 3 stories deep. With the amount of breath I can hold to swim down there, I got about 4 minutes each dive to comb along the lakebed. 10 seconds swimming gets me about one meter to comb the floor, so 4 minutes would get me about 24 meters. That’s 24 meters a dive. Lakebed has an area of approximately 2 and a half thousand meters. So this should theoretically take me about 100 dives!
This ain’t bad at all.
100 dives would take me 400 minutes.
60, 120, 180, 240, 300, 360, that’s 6.7 ish hours.
I can do this. I have til sundown.
Let’s get divin.
------9 hours go by----------
I underestimated this. And the suns almost down. I better sleep out here on the boat, but I gotta eat something too. Time to fish me some supper.
It was then and there during my fishin, that I thought I was about to catch myself a feast, it was the hardest of underwatery tackle maneuvers I would have to endure, but Finally I pulled something up out of the water,
To my initial dismay, it was a moldy wet boot. Like the kind Fisherman Splade been wearin. I was pissed, but then when I threw the darn boot inside of the boat, I saw something shiny fall out of it. It was the ring.
Old bastard Spade must have given up on love and thrown his boot in the water with this ring inside.
It doesn’t smell thank god, and it’s the prettiest stone I have ever seen.
Scene 9- Motor Cycle to Castle Morrodecon---
Two seasons later,
Henry- See you at the show tonight, baby. I love you.
Love you you too babe. I’ll see yu later tonight.
Later that day...
Henry- Show’s gonna start any minute. This is the night. I’ve got the ring, but she’s 30 minutes late. I wonder….
Kid Gumbo- PAnt pant pant, catches breath, I came as soon as I could. We got ambushed. They took her….
Dracula!
He gets on his motorcycle.
Inner monologue
[Ada told me where the castle hides. I just follow the lost lake halfway up around the hill, till I reach the Big Dead Tree, turn right up near the cliffside, walk along the stone wall until I see the insignia, like this one here she gave me. The insignia should light up when I get close to it, like a glowing rock. Then the castle is supposed to appear.
Montage scene of him doing those things]-----Mist clears, and the castle is revealed.
Scene X- Interaction with the 2 guards
I sense a presence approaching.
Who goes there mootha fookah?
Names Dashwater
They both laugh hysterically
I don’t know what’s so funny.
\
Listen here, mootha fookah, you come to daaa wrooong palace, the dark castle of Morro Deacon,
That be dis here place, you standing on,
And that means,
Well,
What does that mean Ebble,
Ahohohaha.HA-- That means, that this here Dashwater,
Is a dead man walkin.
Dashwater
We’ll see which part of the walkin I come from, life or death, I walk along water, some could say, I even dance along water,
Henry Dashwater is my name, son o’ Rex Drudder Dashwater himself. In hallowed be thy name. Mother Fucker!
{{{All out gun slinging sword clankin battle. }}}}}
Scene !!- Embrace of the darkness
So the time has come.
The alpha meets the omega.
Tell me
The pulse we feel….
Daswater- Im not giving in to your hypnotism
This ain't no jumbo mumbo rodeo fair,
Dracula- Aha , I can sense it in your veins, the virginity of your pure heart for my daughter, and you have come to ask me a question, of her whereabouts, have you not?
Dashwater- Listen, your gonna tell me where she is,
Dracula-- Let me clarify, my young child, Dashwater, what depths, doth thy have apart from the love of a father for his daughter. Do you think I let you this far, because I thought you even stood a chance against me?
I am not here for war. I need your help.
My daughter was stolen by a band of dark magicians. I know of their dark myths. They plan to crucify my daughter in an attempt to resurrect the oblivious hell of Ghistle Drakken, the apocalyptic beast even I cannot possess nor tame. It would be a hell beyond me. This day cannot come.
Henry: Well, for the both of us, I’m gonna get Ada back.Where is she.
I followed the magicians’ scent, and it led me to the entrance of a place I simply cannot exist in. The land of the forever sun. As it is with the price of my divinity of eternal darkness, it is a realm that would need me apart from it, in order to exist, as I would only exist apart from it. I cannot venture through this realm, but you are not absolute darkness. You are Dashwater.
And for the hand of my daughter, what is the love you have for her?
If you have come to kill me, then what will that do for us?
Dashwater----Well what if I told you, I wasn’t gonna kill ye, anyways,
Your right
I do love your daughter,
And your the most evil fucking man I have ever known,
But I love her…..and I’m gonna save her. How do I get there?
Follow this neon cloud through the night.
May the darkness be your guide
Scene S-
I been following this thing here neon cloud for a full day and night, continuously out here in the desert. My Wavebeam, Red won’t be able to last much longer without cooling off for a bit and filling up on some fuel. I got the best motorcycle on this side of the Appallancheans, but even she’s got her limits. She can last 2 days non-stop once her fuel runs out, using her solar beam energy storage system, Camel- Humps, but that’s her absolute limit. She would have to go into exhaustion mode on the 3rd day, something irreversible, where she would soon after lose all operating capabilities and mechanical function. The same thing happens in Super Overdrive, where Red is taken past her absolute turbo limit, reaching legendary speeds so fast, they say it looks like a comet going by with a Sacred Blue tail. They say you're supposed to make a wish if you ever see the final act of a Super Overdrive. It’s a rare sight indeed, as only the Rare 9 have been endowed, and with only Seven of the Rare Nine still “alive” so to speak. That’s because we lost Purple and Green during the Big Wavebeam Rivalry. It was taboo for someone to even hint at the idea of using Super Turbo before then, but this was the race to decide who ruled the runways.
After the race, the two captains were betrayed by their very own kind, and called out for taking it too far, some even called them out for being weak and without rides. They had taken it past the limit for their color, but had found no reward for sacrificing themselves to the cause. The “Double Limit Break”, as that event is now known, was the first and last of its kind. Over the years it has forever changed the culture of wavebeaming. Wavebeaming became less about color.
The Green Gypsy and the Purple Pilot. Two of the baddest to ever ride. Nowadays they are honored amongst the Spectrum (what wavebeamers now call ourselves). As for what’s left of the two dead wavebeam shells, they sit at the entrance to the Great Hall, where wavebeamers can still come to show their stuff. None of the Rares come, since it was agreed that we all stay out of it.
I got my first taste of wavebeaming since before I could remember. And, when I proved of age, Rex gifted me Ultra Red, like his father before his. Red has been passed down for over 10 generations.
Insert Scene ____ Kid Glow
Hey, I hear there’s only a few more days left before the big reveal.
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You think it’ll be alright?
No ones ever really sure if the days are gonna be alright, but we find ways to continue. We find ways to survive in maybe the darkest of nights.
It’s so cold.
Here, take my Jacket.
We've been out here in the desert, in the cold, for 40 years now. For 40 years, we’ve been nomads keeping from going mad, for there will be a time, I am sure, Becky.
Thank you Kid Glow. You always know what to say when it’s cold outside.
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We have been ridin round this here yonder desert storm cloud since the day she was born. Not knowing anything else, but the cold. Day in, day out, I don’t ask her anymore about the pain she must feel, because I simply don’t wanna ruin her peace of mind,
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That’s what we do. And that’s what we’ve always done.
Well why do you think it’s so top secret? I mean, what’s this big reveal gonna do to our species?
Who knows Rario and Andrelle, who knows.
Listen Tomorrow is the big reveal. You better be ready for it when those star people from that other dimension Earth, tell us what the big fuss is all about.
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The day has arrived.
Stephen Apples-
I now bring forth. The rare 9.
Kid Glow- “Glowing like wizardry, I knelt before my eyes to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. These were super Motorcycles”
Earthling- Now,
Sandrasa, Dexter, Luise, Janet, Jamal, Pristine,
Why are they calling out names?
Shhh...
…...Nadia, Emdolpho, Dashwater.
They said my name???!
Please step forward and upward.
We have been watching you. Here, take these insignia.
Earthling passes out 9 different colored insignias.
They’re all yours!!
WOw, I got red!!! Ima call her ultra red. I ride a wavebeam Ultra Red, that’s hearts man.
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“I ride a wave beam, Ultra Red. That’s the heart, man.”
I better stop at the next nearest town, this ain’t no time for Red to go out dying just yet. I pray upon your luck, Tina, that I find a town out here in the Battle Ground soon. I can see the sun peaking above the horizon, and it’ll only get hotter from here on out.
Hey, what’s that there light show in the distance, I can hear a hootin and a holloran. Finally,
Scene 13:Now entering “Techno Savvy Seclusion”
Hey Neon Cloud, you stay here by Red. I’m gonna go see if they have any fuel.
Slab- Hey Dooooooood. How yooooooou dooooin?
Youuuu loooooook thirsty. Haaaave some roooooo daddy Drink!
Our master makes the best roooooooody drink in the whole desert!
It’s what keeps us obedient! Because we all knoooooooo, following the orders is like following the perfect dusk and dawn, neither hot nor cold, the perfect balance of the sun, so let’s have some fun!!! And drink some roooooody! It’s time to get groovy!
Give it here, that drink. (Chugs)
Ok, tell me where I can get some (gulp) hiccup, tell me where I can get some fuel for my, (Hiccup),
{{{why do I drink everything that comes my way…. Gulp, Ok, I’m about to go night night.}}}}}
(Look who I brought back to camp master! A cowboy! I gave him some of the roody drinks you told me to always give strangers.
Very nice, very nie, very nice. So very good, so very good, very good indeed. YEs, yes, thank you, I need to examine this cowboy now. Leave us be. Please. Oh and give me the probe.
Ok probe going in ass,
Now what in the gunslinging, why are my hands tied down. Where in the hell am I?
You are not putting nothin up my buttocks without my consent.
Henry quickly unties his knought.
And learn how to tie a proper knought next time. Hands up where I can see them partner.
Now why was I drugged and dragged here? Who are you, and what were those shiny lights, and what’s with the weird whale noises going on around here?
We are explorers of species and we are the rightful experiments of science, for the name of science and religion to coincide with exploration of truth.
You expecting to find the truth up my ass?
It is only to gather what you have eaten, the energy you have chosen, if at all choosing, to embrace as combined with your own metabolic body, I was simply seeing if you are worthy of joining our Cult of Techno Savvy Seducery Seclusion!!!!!!!! Or the cult of Tssssssssssss!!!. (makes snakelike gesture with his hands)
Stop it with those hands, keep them up where I can see them.
Now I don’t know how many people you’ve gathered science about, but right about now, and about right here, I’ll be the one doin inquisition.
Where can I find some fuel for my motorcycle?
We don’t use mechanised nonsense, we rely on the tools of nature alone. We don’t hurt the planet.
I’m pretty sure stickin that there rod up my ass woulda done me in a world of hurt, I think you’re full of shit and you pretend that the things you do are justified through a morality system based on you and you alone, listen I’ve read up on the art of mastery, and while I wish I never read the damn book of cultish seduction, my father made it clear that I be prepared for if this day ever did come. Here the day has come, after I found myself drinking the wrong drink. What the hell did you put in that stuff anyway?
Motor fuel.
You gotta be kidding me.
End scene
Scene 14
Goodbye weirdo cult fever disco-tech place, At least y'all know how to dance!
I set off with neon cloud leading the way. I finally arrived at the entrance to the land they warned us all about from the beginning as kids. This was the land of the forever sun. The land only gods were meant to walk. This is the most sacred land we have, the divine light where darkness does not exist. They say you easily lose your mind out here. Must have to do with trying to comprehend absolute beam light straight to the dome sphere, a non-stop intra orbital zap shack of network circuitry. On this land rise Mount Empress. They told us of the legend as kids, that of the divine end of the world, reborn from her eruption. This must be the beast Dracula was talking about, Ghistle Draaken.
I can see the Mountain from here. The dark magicians must be near its base if they are trying to summon the day’s end.
I’m gonna go save her
Dark Ritual on the Stone Structure
Looks like these weirdos built a stone structure resembling Six Six-Sided Cubes.
Dark mag- the time for now is time for us to be in the end, we are now approaching the end as this is our savior and our eternal dark stop, as we reach deeper into the powers of nothingness!
All hail Ghistle Draaken who will awaken from the womb of Mount Empress, as she will birth us the infinite power we are destined to embrace. The end of us, as we are worthless and meaningless to the new beginning. We do not deserve the pain of our worthlessness. We are not worthy. And so, we will erase ourselves along with the rest of this worthless pathetic world.
Chant, Chant, Chant
There’s Ada! She’s tied down to an altar. They’re about to crucify her, I can’t let that happen!
And now, with this thrust from the darkness We will draw blood from the Dark Princess herself, and bring about a new end!!!
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Bang!
Henry Shoots the prophet.
Dark Magician- “The blood sacrifice is incomplete! You have ruined the dark prophecy!
Self-destruct the temple, now!!! We are all going to die!!!!
You came for me,
I love you,
Listen we don’t have much time. We may have saved the end of the first world, but the ground beneath us is starting to crumble, we gotta get out of here!
We looked back at the ruined temple. Grateful for our new beginning.